Things That Make You Wish Comparing The U.S. Government to Orwell’s “1984″ Wasn’t Cliche
Posted by: Lauren in Crazy Conservatives, Guest Blogging, Law, Travel, WarNothing makes you paranoid like knowing the government is carrying a catalog of which Nora Roberts paperbacks you buy at the airport on your trip to grandma’s house.:
The U.S. government is collecting electronic records on the travel habits of millions of Americans who fly, drive or take cruises abroad, retaining data on the persons with whom they travel or plan to stay, the personal items they carry during their journeys, and even the books that travelers have carried, according to documents obtained by a group of civil liberties advocates and statements by government officials… The personal travel records are meant to be stored for as long as 15 years…
The government has collected information on travelers for well over a decade, but this story indicates that the breadth of information, and the targets the government watches, has been expanded under the Department of Homeland Security.
The details were learned when a group of activists requested copies of official records on their own travel. Those records included a description of a book on marijuana that one of them carried and small flashlights bearing the symbol of a marijuana leaf…
Officials yesterday defended the retention of highly personal data on travelers not involved in or linked to any violations of the law. But civil liberties advocates have alleged that the type of information preserved by the department raises alarms about the government’s ability to intrude into the lives of ordinary people. The millions of travelers whose records are kept by the government are generally unaware of what their records say, and the government has not created an effective mechanism for reviewing the data and correcting any errors, activists said.
Damn, this is paranoia-making. Last summer when I went to BlogHer, I brought along copies of “Thank You For Smoking” and “Reefer Madness,” one a satire of the tobacco industry and the other a muckraking expose on the government’s role in simultaneously sustaining and oppressing the black market economy. Chef and I are about to embark on a very cool vacation next weekend, and if it wasn’t enough with concerning myself over what constitutes a gel-based substances, the travel capabilities of one’s vibrator, and whether or not the grommets in my belt will set off the metal detector and subject me to a strip search, I also have to worry about what kind of magazines I’m carrying. For all I know, my previous intellectual enterprises make me a candidate for NORML. And a terrorist!
Should I find a brick of heroin to take with me on my honeymoon?

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September 22nd, 2007 at 7:37 pm - Edit
Great post…I’ve wondered for a long time about the stories the security folks on the x-ray tvs are telling their friends about the sex toys in the carry-ons and their unlikely owners. Will the day come when a plane will be hijacked with weaponry shaped like giant penises?
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:31 pm - Edit
All I know is, it’s rather embarrassing to be pulled out of the line because you forgot you threw a vibrator in your carry-on at the last minute, and you just sort of looked blankly at the person who asked you if you had some kind of “device” in your carry-on, and then you have to pull the vibrator out of your bag in front of the agents and turn it on.
Just saying.
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:53 am - Edit
Oh crap.
I guess I’ll buy some cheap used books and glue (or wrap, for hardcovers) some inoffensive covers on top of my real covers. Maybe Barbara Bush’s White House dog memoir can be recycled after all.
For the vibrator, I’ll dummy up a physician’s letter stating that the device in question was ordered for therapeutic treatment of the passenger’s chronic TMJ pain.
And all my Mother Jones and New Yorker magazines will travel incognito as Ladies Home Journal.
The one good thing? They’ll have to figure out other ways of finding out what I’m reading because I either pay cash or borrow books from the library, and our beloved Warrior Librarians are so far holding the line against Homeland intrusion. (They are still holding the line, right?)
September 23rd, 2007 at 3:05 am - Edit
One of my co-workers travels internationally at least once a month, so I’m sure she’s on several lists, especially since she’s a naturalized citizen from our mortal enemy, Canada.
Always take the batteries out of your vibrator before you pack it and store them separately. Nothing draws TSA’s attention like a vibrating suitcase.
September 23rd, 2007 at 3:05 am - Edit
Wendy, isn’t that what guns are?
September 23rd, 2007 at 8:53 am - Edit
I’m wondering how the hell they have the time to document this information - seems like a tedious task to look over x-rays and see the two books i’m carrying and their titles (and with some hardcovers, this is not an easy task). Are they perhaps hoping they’ll stumble on someone with a copy of “So, you want to be a terrorist?” or a signed copy of the membership list of al-qaeda? How dumb do they think people are? It does seem more likely to be used to harass activist/”countercultural” types.
September 23rd, 2007 at 8:56 am - Edit
Oh man, I just realized that last time I flew was with an Arabic-English dictionary I had just bought. I am so screwed!
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:20 pm - Edit
Time to screw with their heads. A prize for the most incongruous pairing (or more) of books in a carryon or briefcase.
1. civil engineering textbook on bridges PLUS a LaHaye/Jenkins Left Behind novel.
2. Quran, in Arabic PLUS Left Behind
3. Bible PLUS Saul Alinsky’s how to organize manual
4. Federalist Papers PLUS Jesus Acted Up (pro-gay theology book)
5. Technical papers on bioweapons organisms PLUS Bible
6. Bible PLUS any number of GWBush-is-a-liar books
You get the idea…..
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:24 pm - Edit
The above was meant to illustrate that the government Doesn’t Have A F*ing Clue on how to process all this extra data, or to cope with the overwhelming likelihood that actual terraists would not be carrying anything possibly incriminating. Not to mention - stick a Bible in there, and even the most worrisome items are likely to be ignored.